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The Good, The Great, And The Gross: How I Rank Hotels, Hostels, and more

24/10/2014

 

Wondering how to evaluate a hotel? No two trips (or people) are the same, so this is what I look at when I look at how to evaluate a hotel, hostel, and more.

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My passion for travel has taken me all over the world - and has seen me end up in all kinds of accommodations. From campground to glamp-ground, from one star hostels to five star hotels - I've seen and slept in them all! 

It's not always easy to objectively evaluate a property. No two trips are alike and all properties are so unique. So how do I rate what's good, what's great, and what's gross? Figuring out how to evaluate a hotel is easier said than done.Here are the three things that form the foundation for my every evaluation: The Story, The Sleep, and The Value.

For Every Sleep, There's A Story.

The Motherland Inn 2 in Yangon, Myanmar is a pleasant yet ordinary guesthouse but when I first set eyes on it after the 20 hour train ride from hell, it was suddenly the most beautiful building in the world! The clean, but worn, sheets felt like the finest linens; the warm shower was the fanciest spa in the world. I'm sure I would have found their accommodations acceptable no matter what, but it was important that I owned up to the circumstances behind my wild enthusiasm when I wrote my review.
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Boy, was I happy to see this place!
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Never have two beds been a more welcome site!
Every trip and every sleep has a story and I always try to share mine. It's unfair (and a lot less interesting) if I don't share the story of how I came to be at a hotel or hostel and what my expectations and pre-conceived notions were. And sometimes that means owning up to my own bad behavior.
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I don't care what you say - THIS is never an acceptable substitute for WiFi!
I was bitterly disappointed that a recent cottage rental came not with the promised WiFi I was so desperately counting on for my work - and instead featured a herd of goats. Yes, goats! In my frustrated state I was annoyed with every little thing, like the weeds in the garden. Had I written a review, I'm sure I would have unfairly torn the property apart. There's no way I could write a balanced report without acknowledging that I was part of the problem, not just the property.

A Sound Sleep Is A Sound Idea

All hotels, motels, hostels, inns, guesthouses, and campgrounds are designed for a single purpose - to give people a place to sleep. It doesn't matter how good the onsite restaurant is, how many lamps are in the room, what the view is like, what kind of soap is offered if you don't get a good night's sleep. When I look at how to evaluate a hotel, how well I sleep is at the very top of the list of things I look at.
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Isn't this pretty? Too bad the crazy radiator kept me up all night!
In Paris, I tossed and turned in our charming hotel in the trendy St Germain district as the radiator relentlessly pumped heat into the room. Opening the window let in both the fresh air and the sounds of late night revelers and early morning cleaning crews. The charm of the pink damask curtains rapidly dissipated as I lay sweating, and then shivering. Pretty room, spectacular location, horrible sleep. I'm not sure I'll be back.
YHA Sydney The Rocks Private Hostel Room Australia
Simple setting, solid sleep, thanks to clean sheets and climate control.
 Two weeks later, a private hostel room in Sydney ranked far lower on the decor scale but it came with excellent climate control, with options for both air conditioning and more natural measures like adjustable blinds. The room wasn't as cute but it was much more comfortable, leading to an excellent night's sleep. No frills, no fuss, but I slept like a rock. 

If you don't sleep well, nothing really matters, does it?

Great Value Means Sweet Dreams

Finding a place to lay your head is often the most expensive part of any trip after transportation and when you're spending so much money it's important that you get a good deal. A gorgeous 5 star hotel will give you restless legs and bad dreams if overpay for it. And the cheapest hostel in town is a bad deal if you're replacing stolen goods and investing in anti-itch cream! Value isn't about saving money just for the sake of saving money.
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Yep, I don't care how cheap this place is... I'll pass. Photo from (the aptly named) thingsihateaboutpackpacking.com under Creative Commons licensing.
In Death Valley National Park, we spent $150 for a basic park cabin. What it lacked in modern decor, it made up for in air conditioning - something the $50 motel down the road lacked. No amount of savings is worth being so miserable and uncomfortable that it ruins the trip! 
Furanace Creek Ranch Cabins Death Valley National Park
Best thing about this cabin? The air conditioning! Worth every penny when it's 120 degrees outside!
But a $50 motel was an excellent deal in the moderate climate of Flagstaff - all we needed was a no-frills place to crash for 8 hours and it fit the bill perfectly. In both cases, the price we paid was the best possible value.

But What About Safety? Or Cleanliness? 

How to evaluate a hotel: cleanliness
If things aren't clean and safe, you really won't sleep well.
You bet I care about safety and cleanliness! If a location isn't clean and safe, I won't sleep well - and neither will you. And it's not just about sleep quality  - it's about value as well.  A small carpet stain in a 2 star motel doesn't bother me at all - my expectations are modest, just like the price. But the identical stain in a 4 star hotel is different. I'm paying a premium here for attention to detail and there's an expectation that the property delivers great value proportional to the price by having a higher standard and going the extra mile.

By the way, if you really want to get a sense of just how clean a hotel room really is, take a look at the baseboards in the corners of the room. I can almost guarantee that they will be filthy. 

Don't You Care About How The Staff Treat You?

A marvelous or mean staff directly influences how much value I think a property offers. There's never an excuse for rudeness but I don't expect the clerk at a $30 a night campground to become my best friend.  You generally get what you pay for and low cost accommodations rarely come with staff who are instructed to fawn over your every word. 
staff reception hostelling international san francisco fisherman's wharf
One of the best things about HI Fisherman's Wharf - the incredible staff who went above and beyond the call of duty.
When the staff is warm, friendly, and helpful, that property's value factor increases tremendously. In San Francisco, the staff at Hostelling International's Fisherman's Wharf location were cheerful, patient, accommodating, and extremely knowledgeable. Their fantastic service easily made up for the property's minor problems, like drafty windows. And it's not just in budget situations where this matters - anytime a staff member makes my visit more memorable, it makes all the difference in the world.  

Whenever I bring a review of any property, any where, to my readers, I always try to evaluate it in terms of the quality of sleep it provides, the value it offers, and frame that review in the proper context of why I went there and what my expectations were. I aim to make every review as fair, balanced, comprehensive, and helpful as I can and I would love to learn more about what you want from your travel properties and what you look for in your accommodations. 


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Lily Lau link
26/10/2014 09:18:05 am

What a nice review, I feel more cultivated than before reading your post! Thanks for sharing, Vanessa :)

Vanessa
26/10/2014 07:23:18 pm

Thanks Lily! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Sally link
29/10/2014 09:55:27 pm

This is so true Vanessa. I've had an amazing nights sleep in a hostel on a bunk bed then the next night paid over the odds for a hotel bed and I could feel the springs in the bed! You never can tell and like you say - if the staff are nice & friendly this always has an impact on me. A great read thanks ;-)

Vanessa
30/10/2014 11:33:58 pm

Thanks Sally - so glad you enjoyed it! It's so true, I recently slept like a rock during a recent hostel visit and the quiet, dark room and comfy bed made up for a lot of other misgivings I had about the place. A few days later, a nice hotel room had a rock hard bed and a huge gap under the door (letting light and noise stream in). We had to plug the gap with towels! We slept okay, but it really made me question who was offering the better value for what.


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